Thursday, April 27, 2017

A Taste of the New Generation: Boyhood Dreams: WWF Monday Night Raw: January 1st, 1996



Happy new year, everybody! But never mind your Auld Lang Syne, it's time for some football! Wrestling-related football that is. It's the first (and only) WWF Raw Bowl. Going full on football references as we have four teams vying to win a trophy. All the stars will be here. Diesel! King Mabel!

The Nacho Man?

The Huckster?

Scheme Gene?

Billionaire Ted? What the hell? Oh just you wait a little bit and we'll get into this. 


Vince went full out with this crap as we have a band playing, a banner ready to be ripped, a football-themed ring mat, the whole magilla. It's Vin McMahon and Jerry Musburgerking on commentary (okay that was actually kinda clever).


Opening action is the Raw Bowl match. A four-way tag team match. A team is eliminated by pin, submission, count out, or DQ. Any team can call one time-out if they need. Any other team member can be tagged back in. In other words, a fatal four-way elimination match with a whole lot of added bollocks.


Before Savio and Razor make it to the ring, Goldust's usher hands Razor a box of flowers. Razor immediately smashes the usher with the flowers and beats on him as Goldust watches, making kiss motions.

Starting action is Owen and Bart. Bart wins the tackle off and hits some arm drags and a dropkicks. Owen quickly tagged in Billy, and thus it means member vs member.  Headlock by Bart, but Billy avoids a hiptoss. They choose instead to tag both Owen and Yoko. Owen ducks clotheslines, but his attempt to shoulder block is ineffective to say the least. Owen quickly tags in Savio. Savio gets in some strikes, but gets caught with an elbow. Yoko tries an elbow, but Savio dodges. Savio however gets caught with a big body slam. Yoko tags in the Kid as we see Goldust watching on. Savio ducks a spin kick and hits a clothesline, covering for two.


Savio gets a spin kick of his own. Cover, but Sid makes the save. Kid tags in Owen who eats a clothesline from Savio, only for Savio to get caught by a spin kick. Cover only gets two. Savio tags in Razor as King ogles the Raw bowl queen. Tag to Bart. Headlock and a shoulder block from Razor who covers for two. Tag to Savio who tags in Sid. He chokes Bart in the ropes and then tries a clothesline, only to be hit with a massive one. Cover only gets a two. Big suplex by Bart who covers for two. Sid avoids an elbow drop and kicks Bart into the corner as Bart tags back in Savio. Savio tries a slam, but Sid overpowers him. Tag back to Owen who hits an enziguri to Savio. Cover only gets a two. Tag to Yoko who beats down Savio as we go to break.


When we return, Owen is tagged in an tries for a sharpshooter, but no luck. Tag to the Kid who hits a big spin kick. Tags back and forth to Yoko and Kid while we see that Brother Love is still giving a speech to the heels in the locker room. Kid tries a dropkick in the corner, but Savio avoids, causing Kid to get hung up on the ropes. Tag to Sid then a quick tab back to the Kid who hits a few strikes and a body slam. Kid tries an elbow, but Savio avoids. Savio makes the tag to Razor as Razor gets some strikes in on his former friend including a fallaway slam. He calls for a Razor's Edge, but the Kid calls for a time out. Razor opts instead to forego the time out and hits the Razor's Edge. Referee Hebner is distracted by Dibiase as Sid comes in and gets a cheap shot on Razor. Cover by the Kid gets the elimination on Razor and Savio.

Sid and Kid double team Bart as Sid comes in. He tags in Owen, allowing for some cheap shots on Bart. He rams Bart into the corner and lands some shoulder blocks and a suplex. Cover by Owen only gets a two. Knee to the midsection of Bart and a boot to the lower area. Bart gets a roll up on Owen, but Owen kicks out. Big slam by Owen who goes up for the diving headbutt, but Bart avoids. Bart tags in Billy who stiff shots everyone, even laying a shot on Cornette. Cheap shot by Sid leads to Owen getting a neckbreaker on Bart. He sets Billy up for the Banzai Drop, but...


Bart drags Billy out of the way which trips Owen, which causes him to get squashed by the Banzai Drop. Despite Yoko's attempt to call time out, Billy still gets the three count and the elimination, leaving us with the Smoking Gunns and the Million Dollar Corporation. Sid immediately starts stomping down at Billy. Sid starts hitting some rights on Billy and boots him in the ropes. The Kid gets in some cheap shots as well. In comes the Kid who hits a corner dropkick, followed by a Sid clothesline. Cover only gets a two however. Billy ducks a clothesline but eats a massive boot from Sid.  He follows with a leg drop. Cover, but Billy still kicks out.

Billy gets a roll up, but Sid kicks out at two. More clubbing blows from Sid, but Billy comes back with some of his own. Billy ducks a clothesline, but gets caught in a massive one hand chokeslam. Sid boots Bart out of the ring and calls for the Kid, but Razor returns and throws him into Sid. Cover by Billy gets the win for the Smoking Gunns.

A really good match, even with the goofy gimmick added. Everyone got to look good throughout, the action never felt bogged down with rest holds or lengthy "face in peril" spots, we continue storylines all around with past history from all the members involved from the match. We also continue the Razor/Goldust angle as well. I was expecting a mess, but ended up enjoying what I got.  But once again, it's time to say goodbye... for now. This is it for Sid for a little while due to him suffering a neck injury that will take him out for a good chunk of 1996. We'll see him again soon enough.


It's the "Wrigley's Halfrime Report" with Dok Hendrix. He craps on real halftime reports as he shills the rest of the show, including Mabel and Diesel. We go to "Jumbo" Jim Ross who says that Diesel promises to to kick Mabel's butt tonight. We then go into the Royal Rumble event. Our card:

Bret Hart vs the Undertaker

Ahmed Johnson vs Jeff Jarrett

The Royal Rumble Match


For some reason the show decides to kill time replaying the hog pen match. We already covered this, so let's move on. And then next week they're airing Bret vs Bulldog. Augh!


Up next, it's Diesel vs King Mabel. The Hardys can be spotted lifting Mabel to the ring. So, how to cover this match? Well, I guess I can get it all in one gif.


Yep. An eight second match. If the loss in the casket match wasn't proof that Mabel's push is dead, then this is the final nail in the coffin.


Mo eats the Jackknife. Diesel celebrates by looking for the fans with black gloves. Lawler tries to interview him, but Diesel leaves with the Raw Bowl queen, much to the anger of the King.


We go backstage as the Smoking Gunns and other faces are celebrating the Raw Bowl win. Brooklyn Brawler decides to show up and award the Gunns with the prestigious "Lombardi Trophy". As in, Steve Lombardi. The Gunns break the trophy, then attack the Brawler, pouring a Lipton Tea cooler over him.

We get a massive reveal for the 1996 Royal Rumble that was teased over the evening. Added to the match already are Owen Hart, Diesel, Bulldog, Savio, King Mabel, Dory Funk Jr (really?), Barry Horowitz, Yokozuna, Tatanka (Dammit!), Bam Bam (which as we've stated before doesn't happen as Bam Bam's gone), And finally...

Freakin' Vader! Which means it's time! It's time! It's profile time!


Before making it into wrestling, Leon White had a successful football career. A defensive lineman for the University of Colorado and a former NFL star, playing for the Los Angeles Rams for two seasons, even making it to Superbowl XIV. But due to a ruptured patella, White had to retire from football. He would find his true calling in professional wrestling. Finding some early success in the AWA, it was his move to Japan that helped create the Big Van Vader character and where some of his biggest matches and feuds came from, including an infamous match with Stan Hansen that saw Vader's eye pop out of the socket. Vader would capture New Japan's IWGP championship on three separate occasions and even won the tag titles with our ol' buddy Bam Bam. But it was WCW that helped make Vader a star stateside as Vader would win the WCW US Title along with have three runs with the WCW World Championship. Coincidentally, just as Nitro was starting up, Vader was fired from WCW after a locker room fight with Paul Orndorff. And since WWF is in need of big stars, they've hired him in hopes of making a new monster heel. After the rough year with King Mabel, it's a definite step up.


But we end Raw with "Billionaire Ted's Wrasslin' War Room".  You ever want to know just how petty Vince McMahon is? These parody videos write up Ted Turner as an inept man and hiring old hack wrestlers (guys who helped make the WWF famous BTW) who can't cut it doing modern wrestling moves. They're too old and weak and can only get by doing their classic poses. This one's pretty tame, but this is going to get much worse as we go forward.

Also, for the uninitiated, we're going to be talking a lot more about this guy very soon, bro.

And that's the Raw Bowl. A very interesting show indeed. At first like that they went full bore with the idea instead of half assing it, but then I remember they just slapped a whole In Your House match in the middle of the show, so I can't exactly say that they didn't half ass this show some. What a conundrum. But the presentation was still pretty unique. As a non-football fan this really wasn't something that I want to see ever again, but I give them credit for trying something different, which is a massive problem the WWF has in this era (hell, in 2017 WWE at that). The Raw Bowl match was great as said with everyone getting a chance to look good and the match never feeling too slow. Diesel vs Mabel was the ultimate example of Mabel's push being over, and Billionaire Ted's War Room was petty and sad. And the worst thing is we got more of these to come as we inch ever closer to Wrestlemania XII. In the end, the Raw Bowl wasn't a total touchdown, but it does win with a B rating. Worth the watch for the spectacle, but the quality within is middling at best.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

WWF In Your House (PSX)


Well, we finally did it. If you've been following the Taste of the New Generation blog, we have finally completed the tumultuous year of 1995. We even did a quick retrospective on it previously. And to celebrate the fresh new year that is 1996, let's look at a wrestling video game from this era. I was going to cover Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game, but I'm devoid of a port at the moment. So instead I'll look at Acclaim's far more weaker sequel, WWF In Your House. Released November 21st, 1996 for the Sony Playstation, Sega Saturn and DOS. We're looking at the PSX port.

Wrestling in the mid-90's, as well executed through my last couple years of blogging, is quite an insane era. Yes, you get your awesome matches and iconic superstars, but for the majority of the era it's still trying to keep a kid-friendly product in a company sorely needed of an adult facelift. And no finer example of that is Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game. A Midway creation that tried to blend WWF wrestling action with Mortal Kombat style fighting gameplay. I mean Undertaker could shoot projectiles for goodness sake. Despite that, the digitized superstars looked solid and the game played quite well. When the game was ported to the consoles via Acclaim they were also solidly handled. Save for the mess of a SNES port.



Around 1995, it seemed Acclaim and Midway had a bit of a falling out. Despite this, Acclaim still tried to ape the digitized character model and make some awful games. The best case being Batman Forever, a horrendous game with bad controls and poor Mortal Kombat-esque gameplay. And since Acclaim still had the rights to publish WWF games, they went to Sculptured Software to make them a new wrestling game. And thus we have In Your House. Perhaps the best example of how badly the WWF (and wrestling games in general) needed a serious facelift,

WWF In Your House features ten of the biggest stars of the time. Bret Hart, Owen Hart, The British Bulldog, Ahmed Johnson, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, The Undertaker, Vader, Goldust and The Ultimate Warrior. Yes, for the uninitiated, Ultimate Warrior returned to the WWF for a brief 1996 run. When I said 1996 was an interesting year, I wasn't blowing smoke.


The game is a 1-4 player fighting game, and offers a ton of modes that mostly just feel the same. we're going to focus on the single player campaigns since that's what I've played with. You control a superstar of your choice as you wrestle through one of three different play modes. Season which pits you against all ten wrestlers in the game, Intercontinental Championship which pits you in a gauntlet of stars that builds up as it goes from one on one, to two on one, to finally the more chaotic 3 on one. And finally there's the WWF championship which is an even harder gauntlet.

Gameplay in itself is your basic fighting game fare as well. You can strike with regular and strong punches and kicks, can run with the R2 button and block with R1. Since it's a wrestling game, many of the moves represent wrestling maneuvers like the pedigree, the german suplex, a powerbomb, an inverse atomic drop and so on. And then there's the really weird stuff like Owen shooting you with a card gun, Bulldog's head turning into a dog, Undertaker whacking you with a literal tombstone, and more. So many more. So, while most players control the same, their variety of moves are at least varied.



Speaking of varied, each character has their own level that represents their superstar. Bret has the famous Hart dungeon, Undertaker has a dungeon of a whole other variety, Hunter has a mansion, Shawn Michaels has a rock club, and Owen Hart has... a building made out of cards. Because he was the "King of Harts", get it?  There are combo moves that you can execute when you fill your combo meter. Double tapping forward and pressing the right button combos will allow you to do super damage to each opponent. Add in white WWF power ups and red WWF power downs that fill the ring and can either give you random perks like health and speed boosts, or lower your speed, health or even make you dizzy.

 And then of course like all Mortal Kombat clones there are finishing moves in the former of the super pin. When you beat an opponent twice second round and pin them, you can quickly tap in a combo that makes your player do a finisher of sorts to your opponent. From Goldust turning his opponent into a statue, Hunter sucking his opponent into his perfume bottle, Bret Hart dropping a giant WWF title belt, Warrior blowing his opponent to bits with lightning, and Vader... well...

Look, just because I write about this era doesn't mean I can really defend it all the time.

So what are the  downsides? A few. Matches can end super quick as health bars feel super low. A good handful of big moves can finish a match in under ten seconds. Graphically the game feels like a massive step down from Wrestlemania the Arcade Game as sprites feel a bit more rough around the edges and are also smaller and blurrier. The AI can be very indecisive as well, sometimes being easy to beat, other times they block all your offense and are super quick to land moves on you, finishing you quick. Don't get me started on the handicap matches. There's commentary from Vince McMahon and Mr. Perfect, but it adds nothing. Plus no music in the game, just bland noises. Plus, you work your way through all this trouble to win a cheap 20 second clip of footage for each wrestler. Ah, early PSX when that was considered  worth the effort.

Overall, WWF In Your House is a relic of a weird time in wrestling. When the WWF was still in a bumpy transition period and fighting games needed a serious facelift. And in an era where you could choose between this or Tekken, it's not hard to see why many people left this game in the dust. Or chose the better built Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game. Despite a lot of issues, like the era it's a part of, I still found some charm in In Your House. If you find it really cheap, I'd say give it a pick up at the very least.


Nitro Charged: WCW Starrcade 1995


It's Wednesday, January 27th, 1995. Waiting to Exhale is the number one movie in the world. Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men are still dominating the charts with "One Sweet Day". Christmas has passed, and sadly so has Dean Martin. And in the world of WCW, it's a battle for supremacy as WCW's best takes on New Japan Pro Wrestling's best in the World Cup of Wrestling. It's WCW Starrcade 1995 from the Nashville Municipal Auditorium in Nashville, Tennessee. Attendance at 8,200 and a buyrate of .36.

Outside of the world cup of wrestling, what has been happening on Nitro? A headache is what's happening. Randy Savage won the WCW title in controversial fashion back at World War 3 in the battle royal. Hulk Hogan has been whining and crying for a title shot, but has surprisingly been passed over for three other men, Sting, Lex Luger and Ric Flair, who will battle in a triangle match to face Savage later in the night for the championship. While Hogan's been crying, everyone is questioning "what's going on with Lex Luger?" He's sided with Jimmy Hart and the Dungeon of Doom, while also still befriending Sting. And Sting is so tight with Luger that his loyalties come in to question. Will he defend his longtime friend, or aide his allies in Savage and Hogan? It's been going on an on for months with no definitive answer. Will we get that answer tonight? I doubt it. I really do.


Our commentary team is Tony Schiavone, Bobby Heenan, and DUTHTY RHODETH DADDEH! He promises some clubbing and some heiny kickin'. He's happy to be working with Tony and the Weasel. Heenan says that Savage is in trouble tonight due to the mounting injuries from the past month of defenses.


Opening action for the world cup of wrestling is Chris Benoit vs Jushin "Thunder" Liger.  Benoit shoves down Liger early on and follows with a headlock and a shoulder block. Benoit slides under Liger, but gets caught in some arm drags that send him outside. Baseball slide and a flip off the apron from Liger. "USA" chants rain down as Liger waves the Japanese flag. Headscissors from Liger. Benoit finally regains some momentum with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. He tries for a powerbomb, but Liger gets in an arm drag and a belly to belly suplex. Benoit goes outside again as Liger tries for a dive, but Benoit avoids, so Liger just does a handstand.

Benoit comes back with a snap suplex and a nice back suplex. Whip and a clothesline follow. Benoit locks in a lion tamer, then tries a cover, but Liger kicks out at one. Hard chops and a headbutt by Benoit. Liger fights back, but Benoit quickly comes back with a bridging German suplex, covering for two. He tries a second cover and still just gets a two. Liger locks in a bow and arrow stretch into a dragon sleeper. Benoit rakes the face, forcing the break. Liger transitions into a camel clutch. A lot of "Rickshaw, eating fish" comments from Dusty and Heenan. This is going to be a long night. Benoit tries a back suplex, but Liger turns it into a cross body for two.


Benoit tries a tombstone, but Liger turns it into a pancake. He goes to the top, but Benoit catches him, landing a big superplex. Cover, but Liger kicks out. Stiff slam by Benoit who then goes to the top for the flying headbutt, but Liger avoids. Rolling kick by Liger into the corner followed by a sitout powerbomb, but Benoit kicks out at two. Brainbuster from Liger and a cover, but Benoit still kicks out at two. Benoit hits a forearm on Liger, then lands two German suplexes. He follows with a stiff powerbomb and a flaying headbutt.


Kevin Sullivan shows up and distracts Benoit. This issue stemming from the issues between the Horsemen and the Dungeon of Doom.  Benoit turns around to get caught in a hurricanrana from Liger who covers for the three. A really good opener with lots of hard hitting back and forth action. Got a good amount of time, everything looked crisp (save for maybe that end hurricanrana). Once again, like most Benoit matches, I still have a problem looking back at Benoit matches and seeing him smash his head like that.


Mean Gene is with Eddie Guerrero who is unhappy about Sullivan's involvement. The focus changes to his match with Ootani. Eddie says it's an honor to represent WCW in the world cup of wrestling. He says he had to be at the top of his game to represent the WCW fans and he'll give it his best. For a guy as charismatic as Eddie was, this is a really bland babyface promo.


Our next match in the world cup of wrestling is Koji Kanemoto taking on Alex Wright. Loud "USA" chants despite the match featuing a Japanese man and a German man. An exchange of arm work from both men early on. Kanemoto takes Wright down and begins to work the leg. He grabs the leg and Wright counters with an enziguri. Fast European uppercuts and some arm wringers from Das Wunderkind. Kanemoto tries to work the arm, but Wright counters. Arm drag by Wright followed by fast headscissors.

Wright hits some headbutts to the midsection, followed by a cross body sending both men to the outside. Wright returns to the ring and hits a baseball slide and a dive over the top rope. Both men return in the ring as Wright applies a chinlock. Kanemoto takes Wright to the corner and lands some chops and fists. He locks in a chinlock and drops an elbow to the back of the head. Big spin kick by Kanemoto. He follows by setting Wright on the ropes and hitting some chops and a dropkick. He places Wright over the ropes and chokes him for a bit, leading to a dropkick. Kanemoto gets a plancha that takes down Wright. Wright reverses a whip, sending Kanemoto crashing into the guardrail. Kanemoto stalls to get into the ring, allowing for Wright to attempt an over the rope suplex. Kanemoto counters and hits a dragon suplex, but Wright gets the ropes.


Moonsault by Kanemoto who opts not to cover. He continues to stomp at Wright and whips him into the corner, only to be caught in the German suplex, bridging for two. Jumping kick by Wright and some shoulder to the cut. Running elbow to the sternum and a slam. Slingshot splash, but Kanemoto gets his foot on the ropes. Wrights goes up for a dropkick, but Kanemoto hits one of his own, cancelling it out. Kanemoto whips Wright, but Wright counters with a cross body for two. Spin kick  by Kanemoto and a body slam.

Flipping sault by Kanemoto who counters for two. He goes back up top, but Wright gets the dropkick this time. Wright goes back up and lands a missile dropkick to the shoulder. Wright hits a superplex off the top buckle. Cover, but Kanemoto kicks out at two. Kanemoto reverses a whip, catches Wright and drops him on the buckle, roll up gets the three. New Japan is 2-0 in the cup. A decent back and forth match with a lot of athleticism, but it felt really disorganized and messy.


Mean Gene shills the WCW hotline and interviews Sonny Oono, who is elated at being 2-0 in this tourney. He promises it will be 5-zip. He says that maybe he should buy WCW and Iowa. This is America, everything is for sale. He also says that he has friends in the Dungeon of Doom.


Up next, it's Masahiro Chono taking on Lex Luger in the third match of the world cup of wrestling. Luger starts with some strikes and a headlock followed by a shoulder block. He lifts up Chono, landing a press slam as the crowd is hot for Luger. Boots to the sternum by Luger. Chono ducks a clotheslines and hits some forearms and a boot that sends Luger to the outside. We get some stalling as Chono returns to the ring. Luger lands a strike to the midsection, a boot, and throws Chono back and forth into the buckles.

Luger tries a suplex, but Chono blocks it, landing one of his own. He drives some knees to the face of Luger and chokes him in the corner. Loud USA chants (the first match where it's justified) as Chono grinds the face of Luger. Chono reverses a whip and locks in a sleeper, turning it into a reverse DDT. Chono locks in his patented STF, but Luger crawls to the ropes, forcing the break. Chono lands some elbows to the face and an inverse atomic drop. Chono goes to the top, then changes his mind, landing his bit boot the "mafia kick". Chono then decides to go up, but gets hit with an elbow by Luger. Rack by Luger gets the win, earning WCW its first win in the cup. Solid little back and forth match save for some stalling and slow spots. It was merficully short as most Luger matches should be, and Luger going over makes sense considering Luger working the triangle match later in the night.


Mean Gene is with Luger's buddy Sting. He says Johnny B. Badd will tie it up. When it comes to Kensuke Sasaki, who beat Sting for the US title last week, the title isn't on the line tonight but pride is what's up for grabs. As it goes to Sonny Oono buying WCW, it's over the Stinger's dead body. On to the triangle match, he already sees the Luger questions coming. He and Luger are friends, and he's trying to patch things up with Savage. He says that he's gotta do what he's gotta do tonight to get his title shot.


Up next, it's our fourth match in the world cup of wrestling. Johnny B. Badd (with Kimberly) vs Masa Saito. Oono cuts a promo yelling at "American geisha girl" Kimberly saying she should be in the kitchen. Kimberly grabs the mic, calls him Hop Sing and says this ain't no bath house, she ain't no geisha and if this sport is for men, what is he doing here. Fun enough little promo. Good to see Kimberly showing charisma.

Saito takes Badd to the corner early and gives a bow. Badd tries to work the arm but Saito gets an arm drag in. He tries again, but Saito takes him back down and locks in a chinlock. Hairpull takedown by Saito, much to the anger of Badd. Chops b Saito, but Badd comes back with shots of his own. But Saito hits even harder. An exchange of blows from both men, but it's Saito who is the winner. He rams Badd into the buckle and takes Badd to the bottom rope, choking him and tearing at the face. Oono chokes Badd with the Japanese flag.


Belly to back suplex by "Mr. Torture" who covers, but Badd kicks out. Clothesline by Saito who covers for two. He takes Badd to the ropes as Oono chokes Badd yet again. Side Russian leg sweep by Saito who covers, but Badd kicks out. Badd lands some fists and gets a boot and a knee lift. Badd goes up and hits a jumping ax handle. He goes back up and lands a big sunset flip, but Saito kicks out. Badd gets in some more strikes that takes Saito down. Badd hits a suplex. Cover, but not even a one count. Oono distracts Badd, allowing for Badd to fall over the top rope, which causes a DQ. Saito turns his attention to Kimberly, but Badd attacks Saito, dropkicking him to the outside. Due to the mess of an ending, Badd gets the win for WCW at 2-2. Rushed match that was decent at best. The top rope DQ was lame and just felt like a way to rush the ending even further.


Mean Gene is with Lex Luger and Jimmy Hart. Hart says that Sullivan has a short fuse and that's why he got involved in the Benoit match earlier in the evening. Luger talks the triangle match and says that the moment of truth has arrived. You look at the top names of WCW over the years like Sting, Flair and Luger (well if you don't count that four year spell for Lex). Luger says he owns the Macho Man and will coming right at him because he's had him in the rack many times. He would have torn the arm out of the socket if not for Sting. He tells Jimmy to let him go alone this one time due to his past with Sting.


Up next, Shinjiro Ootani takes on Eddie Guerrero in round five of the world cup of wrestling. With both brands tied at two a piece, this will be the much needed tie breaker. A bit of stalling early on as Eddie plays to the crowd and Ootani tries to avoid contact. Eventualyl we get Eddy locking in an arm bar as Dusty mumbles about hot toddies. Hairpull by Ootani who also rips at the face of Eddie. He brings Eddie to the ropes and twists his nose. Eddie comes back with an enziguri.

Eddie twists his boot over the face of Ootani, but gets caught in a half crab. Eddie escapes, turning around into a chinlock. Ootani comes back with a monkey flip, but Eddie turns things around with a hurricanrana that sends Ootani in retreat to the outside. Ootani returns to the ring only to heat a dropkick to the face. Slam and a slingshot plancha by Eddie connects. He then locks in a boston crab, Ootani managing to grab the ropes eventually. Eddie stomps at Ootani then follows with a pinning powerbomb, but Ootani kicks out at two. Eddie follows with a brainbuster. Cover, but Ootani gets the ropes.


Clothesline in the corner from Eddie. He whips Ootani to the corner, but Ootani flips over the ropes and hits Eddie with a springboard dropkick, sending Eddie to the outside. Ootani follows with a springboard plancha over the ropes, connecting and hurting the shoulder. He brings Eddie back into the ring and chokes Eddie on the bottom rope, occasionally stomping at him. He continues to rip at the face of Eddie and turns it around into a chinlock. Eddie breaks free and hits a back suplex. Cover, but Ootani kicks out at two.


Eddie tries for another brainbuster, but Ootani escapes and counters with a bridging German Suplex for two. Dusty and Heenan chastise Schiavone for talking about German suplexes, this coming from their crazed conversation about the mafia kick earlier. I haven't talked much about the commentary team, but my god it is a mess. Dusty rambling, Heenan trying to be the one positive voice for New Japan, and a crap ton of rickshaw jokes. 1995, people! Ootani hits a springboard spinning heel kick off the top rope, connecting wonderfully. Slam by Ootani who goes up top, but Eddie recovers and follows with a frankensteiner off the top. Cover, but Ootani kicks out at the last millisecond.

Splash mountain bomb by Eddie, but Ootani kicks out at the two count. Ootani gets Eddie in a leg grapevine, but Eddie gets to the rope. Ootani waits until the near five count to break it. He goes to attack Eddie, but Eddie sends him falling through the ropes. He slams Ootani on the ropes and then springboard cross body blocks him off the ropes to the outside. Pitch perfect spot.  He brings Ootani to the ring and tries to suplex him over the ropes (on the stairs BTW), but Ootani reverses it.Springboard dropkick to the back of Eddie's head. Ootani is  a bloody mess as it appears his nose was busted. Eddie breaks from a full nelson and goes for a hurricanrana pin, but Ootani counters it. Eddie counters it again, but Ootani gets the last counter, earning him the three.

A really good match with a good amount of length to it. It felt like the action built up at just the right pace. It was hard hitting, but never focused entirely on hitting  big spot after big spot, just to kick out of everything. Both Eddie and Ootani looked good with both men showing off their high flying prowess along with their speed in the ring. Definitely one of the night's strongest matches so far.


Mean Gene is with Randy Savage. Savage says the pressure is on him  and Sting to win the cup. He must have just seen Toy Story as he says "to infinity and beyond." He's been the underdog all his life as has Sting. This is a moment in time and he's going to take advantage of it. He's coming to get Tenzan. When it comes to Hulk Hogan, Savage says to tell him he's in the zone. He's going in there to even the score for the red white and blue.


Up next, it's Randy Savage facing off with Tenzan in the sixth match of the world cup of wrestling. Savage takes Tenzan into the corner until the referee forces a break. He does it again, but this time Tenzan gets in some cheap shots while the referee forces another break. Ax handle to the back of Savage followed by some stomps. He rams Savage into the buckle and chokes him. Clothesline by Tenzan who covers for two.  He twists the face and takes Savage to the corner, landing some chops and headbutts.

Savage tries some strikes but Tenzan no-sells them and strike Savage back down. Another eye rake. He follows with some more stiff strikes to the shoulder and the back of the head. Savage pulls at the nose and whips Tenzan. Tenzan reverses and lands a spinning heel kick.He stomps at Savage a bit while Sonny Oono says that Savage should give up and WCW is his.  He takes Savage to the outside and rams him into the post and drops him throat-first into the guardrail. He brings Savage back in and hits a headbutt and a Samoan drop. Tenzan drops a headbutt off the second rope. Cover, but Savage kicks out at two. He slams Savage again and goes for a moonsault but misses. Clothesline by Savage sends Tenzan tumbling through the ropes. After a bit of a struggle, Savage drops Tenzan on the ropes. Elbow drop by Savage gets the win and taking us to 3-3.

A decent match that was focused more on stiff strikes than technical prowess. But like a lot of Randy Savage matches the end just happens out of nowhere. It feels really jarring that after about 89% of Tenzan offense it only takes three movies to finish it off. Despite that, it still did the job in continuing the concerns that Savage may be in jeopardy in his title match tonight.


As Heenan fumbles with his chair in comedic fashion, Mean Gene is with Ric Flair. He talks about the world cup of wrestling, but his focus is on the bigger trophy the WCW title. He tells Luger and Sting that to be the man they have to beat the man. They both have wrestled, but Flair will be fresh and invigorated. With the bright lights and Dolly Parton to his left and some other lady on his right, he'll leave with the WCW championship stylin' and profilin'.


It's the final match of the world cup of wrestling. US champion Kensuke Sasaki taking on Sting.  Sting comes to the ring with an American flag for patriotic pap. Sneak attack by Sasaki who continues throw Sting into the buckles. Scoop slam by Sasaki who covers for one. Sting comes back with some strikes and a stinger splash. Sasakit reverses a whip and gets a bulldog in. Clotheslines follow, but Sting comes back with a dropkick and a clothesline over the ropes. Sasaki reverses a suplex over the ropes and catches Sting with a powerslam. Brainbuster from Sasaki who mocks the crowd a bit. It works as "USA" chants start.

Arm bar by Sasaki has Sting tied up in the ring. He follows up with more stomps and an arm drag takeover. Cover only gets a two count. Sasaki locks Sting in a scorpion death lock. Part of me is expecting to hear "Ring the bell!" right now. Sting powers out of it. Leg drag takedown by Sasaki. He tries again, but Sting lands an enziguri. Sasaki sets Sting on the top rope and tries a running powerslam, but Sting escapes, lands some clotheslines and a facebuster. Scorpion Death Lock gets the win and the cup.  A good match. I do wish it had gone a bit longer, but for a finals it did the trick. It was no Bam Bam/Bret from KOTR 1993, but it still did the trick.


Mean Gene is with the WCW competitors to present the world cup of wrestling. He tells them to take the belt out and fill it with champagne. He talks to Sting about the triangle match, but Sting is focused on playing to the crowd. Luger and Sting hold up the trophy as we the crowd pops for it and Heenan is particularly distraught.


Up next, it's the triangle match to see who faces Savage later in the night. Lex Luger, Sting and Ric Flair. All three men have had issues with Savage, particularly Sting who has been in this flux of trust since he wants to settle things with Savage, but is still trying to keep his friendship with Luger. This match will not be triple threat rules where all three will be in at once. Instead it will be two men in at once, and the other needs to be tagged in.

Flair and Sting start things off. Flair gives off his patented strut and woo, to which Sting just woos back. I was hoping for Luger to just randomly yell like he does whenever he hits any move. Sting gets in a press slam and a clothesline to start. Cover, but Flair kicks out at two. He tries for the Scorpion Death Lock, but Flair is quick to get the ropes before it's applied. Flair rolls to the outside and takes a breather. Flair locks in a hammerlock and wrenches the elbow, taking Sting to the mat. He gets caught using the ropes, forcing a break. Flair continues with some offense, right hands and a stiff chop.


Back into the hammerlock, taking Sting back to the mat. He takes Sting to the corner and hits a chop, to which Sting no-sells and mockingly struts out of, taking Flair to the corner. Hiptoss and a dropkick by Sting followed by another press slam. He follows with corner punches and a bite to the face. Facebuster by Sting sends Flair back to the outside. Flair throws Sting to the barricade, but Sting no-sells and battering rams him. Sting is in full no-sell mode and gets Flair back to the ring, hitting another hiptoss. Flair avoids a dropkick and mocks Luger. More strikes by Flair including a punch that knocks Sting down. He mocks Luger and throws Sting through the ropes, Sting landing knee-first into the steps. He continues to land some strikes and returns to the ring, mocking Luger some more and hitting a knee drop. Cover, but Sting kicks out constantly.

Flair continues to beat down Sting and lands a vertical suplex, which Sting no-sells. Sting takes Flair to the corner and tries for a superplex, but Flair rakes the eyes. This doesn't deter Sting who lands a press slam. He goes again for the superplex, this time succeeding. Cover, but Luger enters the ring and stops the pin. Luger backs away as Flair gets in a cheap shot sending Sting to Luger's corner. Luger tags himself in and goes right after Flair. Flair retreats, but Luger punches him and brings him back to the ring.


Luger gets some punches in the corner, but Flair gets in a low blow. He tries to attack Luger, but Luger keeps taking him down with shoulder blocks. Press slam by Luger (this is at least the fourth press slam at this point of the match), and takes Flair to the corner landing the ten punches. Elbow by Luger who covers for two. Blatant thumb to the eye by Flair followed by a chop block. Flair begins to stomp down on the leg He grabs a steel chair and smacks it into the leg of Luger. There was no DQ due to Sting distracting the ref. He drapes Luger's leg on the rope and drops his weight. He calls for the figure four, but chooses instead to mock Sting. Sting distracts the ref, allowing Flair to low blow Luger.

Flair locks in the figure four leg lock. He uses the ropes for leverage when possible, keeping the pressure. Luger begins to no-sell and turns the hold around. Flair tries to suplex Luger over the ropes, but Luger counters, sending Flair back into the ring. Cover, but Flair kicks out at a close two. Flair goes up, but gets caught and thrown off. Luger no-sells the strikes of Flair. Flair finally takes in Sting, which means that now we have to see the friends go at it. We get a handshake from both men as they finally lock up.


Luger takes Sting to the corner and then breaks the hold. Sting does the same. Luger gets a boot tot he midsection and throws Sting head-first into the buckle. He boots Sting some more and throws him into the buckle. He tries a third time, but Sting reverses it, slamming Luger into the buckle. He tries for some ten punches, but Luger counters with an inverse atomic drop. Sting no-sells and hits some clotheslines. Luger calls time out as Sting obliges. Luger gets in an elbow to the back of the neck of Sting and takes him back into the corner with some shoulders to the midsection. Sting boots Luger out of the corner and gets a big knee in.


Sting whips Luger into the corner, but like a locomotive, Luger hits a big clothesline. He drops Sting throat-first into the ropes and chokes him with his boot. He boots Sting to the outside and goes for an ax handle, only for Sting to get a shot in the midsection. Sting goes up and hits a cross body, but Luger kicks out at two. Sting slams Luger and goes for a slingshot, but Luger gets his knees to the midsection, derailing his momentum. Luger drops some elbows and covers Sting for two. More elbows and a cover, but Sting gets the ropes. Sting grabs the boot of Luger and takes him to the corner.

Sting tries for the Scorpion Death Lock, but Luger gets to the ropes. Blatant low blow by Luger to Sting. He lifts Sting and hits an inverse atomic drop. Sting gets a roll up on Luger for two. Luger gets right back up and tries for a back drop, but Sting turns it into a sunset flip for two. Sting reverses a suplex and lands one of his own. Sting lands a big facebuster.  Sting whips Luger in the corner and hits a stinger splash. Sting misses a second as Luger locks in a torture rack. The referee gets knocked down, allowing Flair to hit a chop block on Luger. The throws both men out as the referee counts the both of them out. Sting tries to get back in, but Luger grabs his arm. Ric Flair wins by brilliant count out.

I really liked this match. Yes, a match with Lex Luger in the majority of it was actually really good. All three men put in an effort, all worked well together, all continued to tell their individual stories quite well. From Flair's issues with Sting and Luger, to Luger and Sting putting friendship aside, to Luger being more cold hearted and willing to get cheap shots in on Sting. The length of the match didn't hurt it at all either. It was just the right pace at just the right amount of time. Also that ending. Absolutely brilliant. Fitting for the dirtiest player in the game to execute such a masterful move to win the match.



It appears that Jimmy Hart has sided with Ric Flair as we get to our main event. Ric Flair, still somewhat worn from the previous match taking on Randy Savage for the WCW title. Flair whips Savage and tries a hiptoss, but Savage gets a backslide for two. He throws his shirt at Flair as the two grapple each other to the corner. Flair wins out with a chop. Savage turns things around with some strikes of his own.


Paul Orndorff, still in a neck brace, is at the ramp way. Back in the ring, Flair gets in an inverse atomic drop. He tries for the figure four, but Savage stops it. More rights by Savage and a ram into the buckle. He throws Flair, who tumbles out of the ring. Savage dives off the top, but Flair gets a cheap shot to the midsection. Orndorff is sent back up the entrance as Flair slams Savage into the barricade and throws him into the post. Stiff chops and punches by Flair and an arm slam into the barricade.


With the ref distracted, Jimmy Hart gets a quick kick in on Savage that had me laughing at how ineffective it looked. Flair brings Savage back into the ring and locks in the hammerlock, using the ropes for leverage. He continues to knee drop the injured elbow some more, still using the ropes when possible. He continues to wring the arm around and drives the knee into the elbow. Savage hits some punches and a shoulder block, but gets caught in the sleeper. Savage throws Flair off, and gets a right hand in. Cover, but Flair kicks out at two. Another cover attempt still only gets a two.

Savage whips Flair to the corner then comes back with a back drop and a couple clotheslines. Cover, but Flair kicks out at two. More fists by Savage who then goes up for an ax handle. Jimmy Hart distracts the ref as Flair gets in a cheap shot. Flair tries to use the megaphone on Savage, but Savage counters, grabs the megaphone and smashes it over Flair's head, busting him. Savage goes back up top and hits the elbow. Pillman and Benoit interfere, but Savaget hrows Pillman on the Benoit. Arn arrives and gets in a cheap shot on Savage with a loaded fist. A bloody Flair covers for three to win the WCW title.


A decent enough match, though it felt more like a TV match and not so much a big fight feel match. But considering these guys have all wrestled twice, I wasn't expecting another 20 minute brawl. I do find it a bit funny that two pay per views this month had title matches complete with blade jobs. Plus the championship hot potato continues since we started this blog. From Hogan to Giant to Savage and now to Flair, and since his name's still on the belt, most likely right back to Hogan. Because the world revolves around guess who? Hogan-Sempai!

And that wraps it up for Starrcade 1995. A really good show that focused on wrestling. The world cup of wrestling was great stuff as we got excellent matches like Benoit vs Liger, Ootani vs Guerrero, and Alex Wright vs Kanemoto. Granted, my issues were more bad and blatantly racist commentary (more on that shortly) and some really rushed matches like Saito vs Badd, Tenzan vs Savage and Sting vs Sasaki. But despite those issues, it was still a fun little tourney to watch. As for the rest of the show, we had an awesome triangle match. And when one of the three elements is Lex Luger and I call the match awesome, that's saying something. Plus a decent at best main event with Savage vs Flair that continues to push storylines further for Nitro with the Horsemen back in full control of the WCW title. 

So, what hurt the show? The commentary. I love Dusty Rhodes and Bobby Heenan, and feel that Tony Schiavone was underappreciated as a play by play announcer, but my god these three do not work well together. They just talked over each other for the majority, ripped into Schiavone for trying to call the moves in the ring, couldn't focus on a lot of matches, and Dusty, god rest his son of a plumber's soul, but he was the worst of the three. Constantly rambling on and getting lost, not understanding what either Heenan or Schiavone were trying to say. It was almost Art Donovan bad. Almost. And in the end it does hurt what was a solid show by a small margin. Starrcade 1995 is easily the best show we've covered for WCW on this blog so far, and even with some minor nicks, it still is worthy of an A- rating. An excellent three hour program.